Running U.S. Open thread

Highlight of the day comes from the interview room, where Phil calls Lupica "Mitch" in response to a question.

 

Ohhhhhhh...........

Mickelson gains major points.

 

Phil should go from even to 2-under for that.
And an additional two bounus strokes should go to any golfer who takes a driver to Berman's head.

 

Berman is just fucking unlistenable......

 

Anybody here who did NOT take Tiger somewhere in their Open pool, please raise your hand.

[raises hand]

 

Raises hand

 

Me too. I said on the first thread that I didn't think Tiger would finish in the top 10. To go from not playing competitively for 11 weeks and trying to tame Winged Foot is a real tough task, even for him. He doesn't hit a ton of fairways and that's a killer on this course. That said, he did have a nice sand save on 4.

 

Tears are running down my cheeks... there is a God....
No. Wait... if there was, he would SMOTE BERMAN SILENT (fucking assclown)

 

John Kruk? :-\

 

THANK GOD IT IS 3:00 PM

A two-hour Berman break. (You're with me leather while I go get a fucking haircut!!)

You aren't the only one interested.

 

Mariotti is here also. Can't wait for him to ask a question and Phil call him Woody.

After Phil's PC, he left the room and was walking around the media center with his entourage. Loopy was tagging along like someone's pesky little brother, trying to yuck it up. Phil was walking faster than he ever has in his life trying to shake the midget.