Running U.S. Open thread

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMES BITCHTITS!

 

Jeff Sluman 4-under through six holes. (Couldn't happen for a nicer guy.) Lots of other guys hitting it stiff. This could be fun to watch.

 

Ian Poulter is quickly becoming my favorite golfer because he doesnt give a shit. Pink pants, pink shirt, pink and black bag and the clubhead cover has on a pink visor. Good stuff.

 

I'd expect Garcia to come calling in that outfit . . .

 

OK everyone at NBC, we know the fans love Phil and his boobs. Move on.

 

Give 'em a break. All of their "How great of a story would it be, Johnny, to have Tiger Woods win the U.S. Open on Fathers Day...after his dad passed a month and a half ago. What Must be going through his mind as he walks down..." was in the shitcan by 1:30 on Friday.

 

True.

I'm rooting for Ferrie, though he won't help me win the SportsJournalists.com title.

 

I like Poulter as well. I loved those Union Jack pants he wore last year. Golf needs a little more colorful characters like him. That said, I smell a playoff.

 

Damn it! My dish just went out.

 

Bummer.

It should be a great finish.

 

I will krap my pants if Monty holds on to win this thing.

Can only imagine his speech.

(In high-pitched Scottish voice)

"First of all, I'd like to thank you bastard American fans who've been busting my balls for the past 13 years."