Rush Limbaugh taken to hospital

Baron Scicluna · Dec 31, 2009

Ace said:

I'm sure it's true. I also heard from a trusted friend that Snerdley hit him with a 9-iron during a commercial.
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I've also heard that Rush was hiding in the attic after Ann Coulter called the police to report that he fell out of a hot-air balloon.

Double J · Dec 31, 2009

PC, I can't visit Furman's site - I'm not his friend. :'(

fishhack, that's awesome.

fishhack2009 · Dec 31, 2009

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Double J said:

There is speculation now that Rush faked the whole thing. Check this out:

I just got off the phone with a good friend who buys/sells ad time for many programs including Rush's show.

It seems Rush 2010 ad rates were to be established by what is known as a "3/30" average for the last month of 2009. In other words the "highest rated three days of December would be averaged and that number would set the ad rates for 2010."

Rush wasn't pleased with the December numbers as of yesterday morning and told his people that he wanted better. They told Rush it was too late in the game, etc.

Rush apparently turned to his staff and said "watch this" -- and turned a scheduled routine trip to the hospital to have two minor procedure (including a hearing check)into a "media event" after he told an operator he was having chest discomfort. They "snuck" Limbaugh out of the hospital after making sure word got out. And so it began.

Today - 12/31 -- Rush's radio network will be the only source providing exclusive updates of "Rush's condition." radio ads for today's show are selling like heroin.

Rush has just doubled the ad rates he can charge for the first quarter of 2010 and has also placed all the attention on himself, etc.

http://www.velvetrope.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=691864&page=0#Post691864

Would anyone put this sort of thing past him? I wouldn't.
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If that's true, he's an even bigger piece of shit than we thought. I didn't think that was possible. Maybe we should start calling him Rush Limbo: How low can he go?
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C'mon, fish. I don't think he was even on the air this week. He was in Hawaii.
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Why would he have to have been on the air?

Piotr Rasputin · Dec 31, 2009

This one got to nine pages without a lock?

Gee, maybe it's worth going back and reading . . . no, probably not.

Ace · Dec 31, 2009

fishhack2009 said:

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Double J said:

There is speculation now that Rush faked the whole thing. Check this out:

I just got off the phone with a good friend who buys/sells ad time for many programs including Rush's show.

It seems Rush 2010 ad rates were to be established by what is known as a "3/30" average for the last month of 2009. In other words the "highest rated three days of December would be averaged and that number would set the ad rates for 2010."

Rush wasn't pleased with the December numbers as of yesterday morning and told his people that he wanted better. They told Rush it was too late in the game, etc.

Rush apparently turned to his staff and said "watch this" -- and turned a scheduled routine trip to the hospital to have two minor procedure (including a hearing check)into a "media event" after he told an operator he was having chest discomfort. They "snuck" Limbaugh out of the hospital after making sure word got out. And so it began.

Today - 12/31 -- Rush's radio network will be the only source providing exclusive updates of "Rush's condition." radio ads for today's show are selling like heroin.

Rush has just doubled the ad rates he can charge for the first quarter of 2010 and has also placed all the attention on himself, etc.

http://www.velvetrope.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=691864&page=0#Post691864

Would anyone put this sort of thing past him? I wouldn't.
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If that's true, he's an even bigger piece of shit than we thought. I didn't think that was possible. Maybe we should start calling him Rush Limbo: How low can he go?
Click to expand...

C'mon, fish. I don't think he was even on the air this week. He was in Hawaii.
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Why would he have to have been on the air?
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The item says that he turned to his staff. We're they in Hawaii with him?

fishhack2009 · Dec 31, 2009

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Double J said:

There is speculation now that Rush faked the whole thing. Check this out:

I just got off the phone with a good friend who buys/sells ad time for many programs including Rush's show.

It seems Rush 2010 ad rates were to be established by what is known as a "3/30" average for the last month of 2009. In other words the "highest rated three days of December would be averaged and that number would set the ad rates for 2010."

Rush wasn't pleased with the December numbers as of yesterday morning and told his people that he wanted better. They told Rush it was too late in the game, etc.

Rush apparently turned to his staff and said "watch this" -- and turned a scheduled routine trip to the hospital to have two minor procedure (including a hearing check)into a "media event" after he told an operator he was having chest discomfort. They "snuck" Limbaugh out of the hospital after making sure word got out. And so it began.

Today - 12/31 -- Rush's radio network will be the only source providing exclusive updates of "Rush's condition." radio ads for today's show are selling like heroin.

Rush has just doubled the ad rates he can charge for the first quarter of 2010 and has also placed all the attention on himself, etc.

http://www.velvetrope.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=691864&page=0#Post691864

Would anyone put this sort of thing past him? I wouldn't.
Click to expand...

If that's true, he's an even bigger piece of shit than we thought. I didn't think that was possible. Maybe we should start calling him Rush Limbo: How low can he go?
Click to expand...

C'mon, fish. I don't think he was even on the air this week. He was in Hawaii.
Click to expand...

Why would he have to have been on the air?
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The item says that he turned to his staff. We're they in Hawaii with him?
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Not a stretch to believe that he'd make it a working vacation. And even if it isn't true, he traffics in rumors and innuendo all the time. Karma can be a bitch...

Ace · Dec 31, 2009

fishhack2009 said:

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Ace said:

fishhack2009 said:

Double J said:

There is speculation now that Rush faked the whole thing. Check this out:

I just got off the phone with a good friend who buys/sells ad time for many programs including Rush's show.

It seems Rush 2010 ad rates were to be established by what is known as a "3/30" average for the last month of 2009. In other words the "highest rated three days of December would be averaged and that number would set the ad rates for 2010."

Rush wasn't pleased with the December numbers as of yesterday morning and told his people that he wanted better. They told Rush it was too late in the game, etc.

Rush apparently turned to his staff and said "watch this" -- and turned a scheduled routine trip to the hospital to have two minor procedure (including a hearing check)into a "media event" after he told an operator he was having chest discomfort. They "snuck" Limbaugh out of the hospital after making sure word got out. And so it began.

Today - 12/31 -- Rush's radio network will be the only source providing exclusive updates of "Rush's condition." radio ads for today's show are selling like heroin.

Rush has just doubled the ad rates he can charge for the first quarter of 2010 and has also placed all the attention on himself, etc.

http://www.velvetrope.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=691864&page=0#Post691864

Would anyone put this sort of thing past him? I wouldn't.
Click to expand...

If that's true, he's an even bigger piece of shit than we thought. I didn't think that was possible. Maybe we should start calling him Rush Limbo: How low can he go?
Click to expand...

C'mon, fish. I don't think he was even on the air this week. He was in Hawaii.
Click to expand...

Why would he have to have been on the air?
Click to expand...

The item says that he turned to his staff. We're they in Hawaii with him?
Click to expand...

Not a stretch to believe that he'd make it a working vacation. And even if it isn't true, he traffics in rumors and innuendo all the time. Karma can be a bitch...
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You've convinced me, fishhack. Hell, it could be true. I'll go with it.

digger · Dec 31, 2009

Piotr Rasputin said:

This one got to nine pages without a lock?

Gee, maybe it's worth going back and reading . . . no, probably not.
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Well, they deleted a couple posts by me where I told tbaoti* to go fuck himself.

*the biggest asshole on the internet

2muchcoffeeman · Dec 31, 2009

Piotr Rasputin said:

This one got to nine pages without a lock?

Gee, maybe it's worth going back and reading . . . no, probably not.
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Of course it is! My efforts at the top of page 6 and midway through page 8 are worth the price of admission all by themselves!

deskslave · Dec 31, 2009

2muchcoffeeman said:

Piotr Rasputin said:

This one got to nine pages without a lock?

Gee, maybe it's worth going back and reading . . . no, probably not.
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Of course it is! My efforts at the top of page 6 and midway through page 8 are worth the price of admission all by themselves!
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The price of admission, of course, being ... well, you know.

93Devil · Dec 31, 2009

I keep clicking this thread when it is updated thinking that he died.

TigerVols · Jan 1, 2010

93Devil said:

I keep clicking this thread when it is updated thinking that he died.
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Rush Limbaugh= Abe Vigoda. For the moment, at least

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