Ryan Braun now linked to Miami PED clinic

Why did I never think of outofbrains? #jealous

 

In other words, you know I'm right, so you fall back on that foolishness.

 

http://brewersbeat.mlblogs.com/2013/02/05/braun-statement-2/

 

Bullshit.

 

He's lying! He must be lying! He plays for a team the Cubs have to play and he's good, so he must be lying!

 

Next Braun will get caught with a vile of HGH in his pocket, to which he will release a statement saying, "Not my pants."

 

Funny how quick he got that out.

Even if he's not lying for a change it doesn't change the fact he's a drug cheat who beat the rap on a technicality though.

 

There's certainly no definitive proof those are his pants. That some Cubs fanboys wish it was his pants doesn't make it so. Derp. [/outofbrains]

 

Ryan Braun is the cleanest drug cheat in baseball.

 

Y'all do love your fantasies. As soon as somebody pointed out how weak that little piece of "evidence" is, you all go right back to pure fiction.

 

The fiction that he's clean?

 

Fiction. Also wishful thinking. Please try to keep up, A_QB.

(And yes, I know alphabet boy isn't a Cubs fan. But he's following Uncle.Fraud's lead in piling on just because I'm involved.)