Save Screech's House

If you listened to Stern like Mizzou and I did yesterday, you'd know that Screech is packing.

10" flaccid, according to his girlfriend. When he was born, his dad said he was "all nose and all hose."

His real estate deal sounds shady. Something's not right. Perhapse he should pose in Playgirl or go into porn to pay off the debt. He could star in "Stabbed by the Screech."

 

Friends Forever my ass. I bet Screech would kill Zack with a buddy band if he could find him.

 

Ha!  Maybe something could be worked out with your friend at the fair.

 

They'd certainly be proportionately compatible.

 

That is outstanding work, dd68. Outstanding.

 

Funny Screech story...

I'm at some festival in San Diego in 1997 or so and Screech is the bassist in some band that's opening for a group of bands that I seem to recall included Gin Blossoms, Goo Goo Dolls and They Might Be Giants...

Anyway, Screech's band is on the stage and we're all drunk and screaming "SCREEEEECH! SCREEEEECH! SCREEECH!"

About 10 minutes into the set he grabs the microphone and said, "My name is not Screech. My name is Dustin Diamond and I'm trying to be taken seriously as a musician."

(10 seconds of uncomfortable silence...)

"SCREEEEECH! SCREEECH!"

It was fucking hilarious...

 

Funny story. By the time I saw him in a standup routine in KC, he was openly addressing the fact that he will never escape the Screech past.
He did it complete with his old voice, and I'm pretty sure that I almost wet my pants.

 

Looks like he might have borrowed Dr. Dreamy's hair.

 

saw him do standup a month or so ago... was pretty good

he had to deal with a lot of hecklers, but pretty early someone started and he said, 'imagine how you're going to feel when you have to tell your friends you got your ass beat by screech'

he went on some deal about zack being gay, too

and then near the end, some girl yells out 'screech!' and without missing a beat, he yells, 'dumb bitch!'

it worked

it was a decent set... and, well, it was dustin diamond, we had to go just to say we went

 

At least he told Lisa Turtle to fucking deal with it, and got up to leave when she wouldn't shut the fuck up, when the gang watched a movie in the theater.

 

Didn't Screech also say on Stern that he has a huge penis? :-[

 

Yeah, it was a pretty funny appearance. I was driving somewhere and missed the beginning of the interview and it took me about five minutes to figure out who he was talking to.