"Saved by the Smell" - Screech stars in a sex tape

Dustin's Diamondcutter: Screech Blanket Bingo

 

The Sprain.

 

Now, if Berkley and Diamond had conferred on movies beforehand, we coulda had:

Screech's Showgirls Go Wild

 

I can top that.

I lost the pool of which SBTB star would surface in a sex tape last.

 

Right off the bat, too. That sucks.

 

I guess it's to be assumed that Screech is the one administering the Dirty Sanchez, but it doesn't specify that anywhere in that story.

Could it be that one of the women is strapping it on? Or maybe she's really a trannie? Perhaps Dustin got the "Screech" nickname because that's kinda the sound he makes when he bites the pillow?

 

That's some funny shit, JJ.

 

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a "Dirty Sanchez." Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic.

 

uh...........that sucked, Beavis.

I was wanting to see a video with chicks making out and stuff, instead all I get was this dillhole talking about poop and some buttburglar named Marc.

 

If Lark Voorhies isn't in it, I'm not watching.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/486712p-409797c.html

"I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie," says the agent."