"Saved by the Smell" - Screech stars in a sex tape

Eh, no. If I'm going to go gay, I'm setting my bar a little higher than Screech. He's great and all, but I don't think he's worth the hassle of changing teams.

 

maybe i'm behind the times, but i heard screech was into giving rusty trombones.

 

Not to mention that the alleged agent on the deal committed suicide last year.

 

Obama just claimed Screech's cock as a superdelegate.

 

I believe Lisa's already claimed Screech's cock.

 

now i'm calling bullshit.

 

Seriously, dude. The guys at FIT weren't all they were cracked up to be. She got loaded at Zack and Kelly's wedding and confessed her love for Samuel Powers. It was sweet, and it lasted about seven hours. The next thing they knew, they were in Vegas getting hitched. It's rare that two drunk, Vegas-bound kids go the distance, but these two are doing what they can.

They've got two adorable, mulatto children. Their daughter, who turned 10 in December, is April Judith -- after April O'Neil and Lisa's mother. And their 8-year-old boy, Kevin Zack -- named after Screech's robot, who shorted out in early 1997 -- is planning to enter his first science fair in May. We're all excited.

 

the turtle trombone?

 

There are no musicians in that family, you sick fuck.

 

not even the skin flute?

 

the wench horn?

 

The kids are 8 and 10. Give them at least three or four more years.