Scars

How did you manage to cut yourself three times up and down on your penis?

 

That's why I stopped masturbating with Wolverine action figures.

 

Scars are one of those imperfections that make people interesting. First thing I noticed about Harrison Ford in "Star Wars".

 

I scar pretty easily. And the bad ones turn into keloid scars, which require skin grafts.

My advice? Make up a good story to go along with them.

 

Shaving.
I mean, Manscaping.

 

You really have to ask?

 

I have a scar from surgery. Work done on my L4 and L5. The scar looks like a second ass crack above my ass crack. Not attractive. I've become that one creepy guy who keeps his shirt on while in the pool because I'm so sensitive about the scar.

 

Beautiful.

 

I've been told the scar on my chin is sexy. Personally I think scars can be bad ass. I always wanted one like a Nazi villain in a war movie, usually runs from the forehead to the cheek. I once had a power washer accident that left me with a raised welt that looked like someone had tried to cut my throat. Looked very cool.

 

I have a quirky little scar near my lady perineum from pushing out a squealing human. It looks awesome in HD.

 

The movie Crash (David Kronenburg's movie, not the one that won Best Picture) is about people with a car crash scar fetish.



It's high on the gross-out scale.

 

The song Warm Leatherette had that idea long before the film.

And just because...

See the breaking glass
In the underpass
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette

Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Hear the crushing steel
Feel the steering wheel

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash

Warm leatherette

A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die

On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

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