Scars

Supposedly?

 

I have a four-stitch scar under my lower lip. Stupidly played hockey for awhile without a facemask. Tried to sneak up behind a goalie clearing the puck from behind his net and took the follow-through in the face. Also took out a tooth and now I have bridge. Spent way too many hours in a dentist chair.
I also have a small one on my forehead that is barely visible from when I took a puck in the head at the neighbourhood rink Christmas morning when I was six.

 

I have one above my right eye, under my eye brow. No one has ever noticed it but my wife. Maybe she has a thing for it, or just pays attention to detail.

 

Back in my single-guy-with-an-expense-account days, I found myself at a watering hole in Chicago, chatting up an attractive (female) investment-banker type, complete with the fitted skirt, jacket, blouse and pearls choker.

Long story short, we ended up back at my hotel room and I go to work disrobing her. Only I got the shock of my life.

No, not what you are thinking.

Seems the high choker and the buttoned-up blouse were hiding the scars of a 3rd degree burn that ran from her neck to her belly button. Yep, past where her breasts normally would have been.

She volunteered that when she was a young girl, she tipped a scalding hot, banquet-sized pot of coffee on herself, and the scars were the result.

Yeah, it didn't bother me.

 

Good for you.

 

Pics, or GTFO.

 

Does this count toward the Paleo diet?

 

So long as she wasn't a fatty.

 

Did you put a little cream in her coffee?

 

I couldn't decide.

 

Is this a multiple choice test?

 

Showing his versatility, as it were.