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Scoop of Scarlett

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by SockPuppet, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    The confessional in the PVI chapel would not be worthy.
     
  2. shockey

    shockey Active Member

    oh, because i believe EVERYTHING in those london tabs. puh-leeze! :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Agreed. They probably photoshopped the dimples in 'cause she refused to appear topless on page 3.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Wow, talk about being a nitpicker.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I am just pointing out a fact (or purported fact) that was in all the papers.
     
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    No woman is flawless.
     
  7. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    One woman's cellulite is another's man's passion.
    To hell with her cellulite, what little there is of it. I know of some exercises that would help eliminate those "dimples" in a few weeks.
     
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I have a snaggletooth, a unibrow and a cloven hoof.
    If she'll overlook my flaws, I'll overlook hers.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    OK, OK.

    I'll take two scoops of Scarlett, please.
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    you would be the coolest fucking dad EVER if your son married Scarlett. And you know it too!!! :D
     
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member


    Hey, if Jimmy Carter can lust, so can you ...


    Scarlett is cute, but she plays the same qualooded-out character every time.
     
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Digging up an old quote here ... but yes, I would eat the corn out of her shit.
     
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