Scoop of Scarlett

After Boots bootsed it?

 

Good point, the smell of almost pizza is a buzz kill.

 

we need jones here...

 

Really? She's not a perfect physical specimen like the folks who post here? 

 

I only posted that to begin with because I thought it was quite amazing that a newspaper (OK a London tabloid) would write a story saying that she has cellulite based on a photo in a short skirt.

Love her. Chubby thighs and all.

 

Any woman - and that includes Nicole Ritchie or any other stick figure – would appear to have cellulite when sitting in that position.
Her mistake was just not making her dress two inches longer.

And it has nothing to do with weight, or fitness. Some large women don't have it. Some skinny chicks do.

I see teenagers half my age who wear the short shorts and mini-skirts, and it's glug glug, shake, shake, ripple, ripple. Even professional tennis players and beach volleyballers. And they're not overweight.

But because I'm blessed not to have any (although we all have flaws), I enjoy it just the same. ;D

Scarlett is an extremely attractive young lady, no doubt about it.

 

Smart, funny (in a dry way), rich, crooked teeth (in an endearing way), and great tits.

I would have no complaints, although my wife might.

 

Enough picking on Scarlett's physical flaws (or otherwise). How danged good is this movie? Since my wife's TV boyfriend (Ian McShane) is in it, I will probably be seeing it eventually.

 

i'm already the world's coolest dad. but thanks!! 8) 8) 8)

 

Terrier:
Scoop is a watchable movie. Woody Allen plays Woody Allen playing an older version of Alvie Singer. Ian McShane comes and goes, so your wife should be satisfied. And spending a couple of hours staring at Mizz Scarlett ain't a bad way to kill time.

 

Might? Between Scarlett and Naomi, you're lucky you're still married.