Scorched Earth Concert Running Thread.

I hired some Geisha girls to fan me all day with big leaves and refil by glass with beverage of my choice.

 

You know, I've asked Uma a couple of times if she'd like to get one of those things and go on some long bike rides with me. I thought it'd be a great way to hang out and talk for hours while she stared at my spandex-covered bum.

She wants no part of it.

 

Pretty cool seeing bill belichick on the drums

 

Definitely time for me to come home. Turn on the AC before I get there, and get rid of the girls, I can fan you with my boarding pass.

 

I think a good idea would be to install massive wind turbines around Giants Stadium. Sounds like there's enough suckage to generate enough electricity to light the place up.

They'd also come in handy during football season.

 

Nah, when they want to adjust the wind, they simply open a door on one end of the place. Ask the visiting teams' kickers.

 

That is a pretty cool feature on new I phone that it can be programed to give running carbon footprint tally.

 

OK. Macy Gray. Completely shitfaced during her set, or is this how she usually looks?

 

What has happened to Tricia Yearwood? She used to look pretty good in a pair of jeans.

 

Shakira is the real reason for global warming