Scott Van Pelt working his lady mojo

I LOVE it when people leave me drunk voicemails. Hilarious. And then I get to make fun of them the next day! Double bonus!

 

You didn't actually have a piece of paper in front of your face, did you? That may have affected the rate of callbacks.

This was my 1,000th post. I hope you appreciate me using it on you, you big lug.

 

Did he wait six days?

 

I can't get the link to work.

 

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?

Trent: A day.

Mike: Tomorrow.

Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.

Trent: Yeah.

Mike: So two days?

Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.

Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?

Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.

Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...

Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.

Charles: Then ask her where you met her.

Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the
money?

Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?

Trent, Sue: Six days.

 

Three days, isn't it?

 

Very well done, sir, a great scene.

 

What's the line from Campbell Scott's character in Singles? "I'm not playing games with you. If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call you."

Then as Kyra Sedgwick is shutting the door: "I think you have my blue T-shirt."

And of course this great awkward phone call: "Linda Powell? Steve Dunne. Hey, yeah, I met you... 61 hours ago. Yeah, that was me. Listen, uh, do you want to get some dinner? Uh, how about some lunch? No lunch. Coffee? Water? How about some water? I'll meet you where you're already having lunch, and we'll have some water."

 

When is the next Olympics?

 

Great stuff from one of my favorite movies.

 

After our, uhh, incident in the subway, I figured you had a soft spot for nerds.

Now I am convinced of it.  

 

Giggity giggity.