Scott Van Pelt working his lady mojo

That poster proudly hung in my dorm room for three years. I think it's still somewhere in my spare room at my parents house.

Also loved when she reached over to unlock his door and that's all he can think about during his subsequent meeting with his boss. "What I like about you, Steve, is that you're always listening."

 

She dared to rip the X-Man.

 

Steve — don't cum yet.

Of Goodfellas, Back to the Future, Major League and Singles, whichever one I've watched last is my favorite movie ever.

 

Fucking great line.

Citizen Dick rocks!

 

Van Pelt's a good guy - someone putting this stuff on the web is a seriously uncool thing to do. If he was a jerk, maybe I'd understand.

 

"Baby, I want to take you ESPN News style, again and again every half-hour all morning ... until Michael Kim takes over for me."

 

I've got a great Van Pelt/Neal Everett story a buddy from another paper told me. I'll ask him if he's all right with me posting it

 

Soda, meet keyboard.