SE in Tillamook, OR

They can have a playoff with the league we have created in our minds down here in the Gulf South. Some references are more obscure than others. We have:

Mobile Homes, Hammond Eggs and their rival Hammond Organs, Macon Bacon (the better "Macon Whopee" was already taken by an actual team), Montgomery Clifts (considering a name change to the more Modern "Montgomery Burns"), Monroe Doctrines, Jackson Brownes, Houma Wreckers, Hoover Dams, Chatanooga Choo-Choos, Orange Blossom Specials, Houston Nutts, Plano Vanillas, Odessa Files, Oxford Dictionaries, Vidalia Onions, Lynchburgh Lemonades...

What other teams am I forgetting?

 

I dunno, but that's pretty damn classic.