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Secret Rules

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, May 23, 2022.

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  1. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Never perform oral sex on a woman when you're so drunk you vomit in her crotch, then passout. You're liable to wake up the next morning only to discover she shit on your chest ... then left.
     
    Liut, May 24, 2022
    #13
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  2. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    Excuse me sir I came to this thread for "secret rules" not "European fetish pornography."
     
    sgreenwell, May 24, 2022
    #14
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  3. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    LOL. At least my episode was not taped, thank goodness.
     
    Liut, May 24, 2022
    #15
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    And if you're puking out that window, take your glasses off first. And offer to wash your buddy's car.
     
    playthrough, May 24, 2022
    #16
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  5. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    don't interrupt villain monologues in D&D
     
    Octave, May 24, 2022
    #17
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  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    It's called a Heardian Scatterbox
     
    Songbird, May 24, 2022
    #18
  7. cyclingwriter2

    cyclingwriter2 Well-Known Member

    Wait, are you Johnny Depp?
     
    cyclingwriter2, May 24, 2022
    #19
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  8. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Don't shit where you eat.
     
    Twirling Time, May 24, 2022
    #20
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  9. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    (Rings a bell)

    We have a winner.
     
    Hermes, May 24, 2022
    #21
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  10. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Been there. Done that. Own a couple T-shirts.

    Listen to this man.
     
    wicked, May 25, 2022
    #22
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  11. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    This means I'd never have anything to talk about at the bar on a Saturday night. FFS.
     
    wicked, May 25, 2022
    #23
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  12. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Curious on the co-worker stuff. How much "distance" should there be? Different office? different department? different floor? different city? And how does telecommuting factor in to the rule? Besides the don't be a Toobin stuff.
     
    DanOregon, May 25, 2022
    #24
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