Selection Sunday-NCAA tournament thread

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#9toes

 

Barack Obama has Baylor beating Notre Dame in the championship game of his women's tournament bracket. Thereby making him the only person in the world with a women's tournament bracket.

 

Still getting used to Colorado being in the Pac-12. For us old timers, old habits die hard.

 

You can prepare for a big guy, a quick guy, a strong guy.

Preparing for a crazy guy like Henderson is a different matter.

 

Damn Badgers. I am never picking you again. An elite eight pick and you can't even beat Mississippi?!?! Thanks, guys.

 

NC State cuts it to 3...make it 4....come on you fucks.

 

Greg McDermott looks like a young David Gilmour.

 

I'd like to congratulate the selection committee on the 12 seed fix. Bullshit on Ole Miss and Oregon being 12 seeds. Absolute bullshit.

And the Mountain West is a big mountain of shit.

 

Every time I see the DirecTv commercials, it looks like Jeter's girlfriend (Hi Spanky Jimy) has just finished a line of cocaine.

 

The good thing about K-State getting the piss kicked out of them right now?...Only 2 hour drive home.

 

I have come to really like the AT&T commercials with the kids in them. If someone tells me they are real actors, I will cancel my AT&T cell account. That they seem so natural makes these seem like any classroom discussion at that age.