Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County.

I heard Glenn Beck was going to do that on his next show [/crossthreading]

 

Obviously, the cows had never seen "Kingpin."

 

This would never happen in Wisconsin.

In Wisconsin, it's considered simply good manners to kill the animal before fucking it.

Buncha savages in this town.

 

He just wanted to churn butter the old-fashioned way.

 

Do I still get a chance to spin the wheel?

 

Where's the beef?

 

The same New Jersey county where the school indoctrinates kids with the "Mmm Mmm Mmm, Barack Hussein Obama!" song.

Who would have guessed Burlington County, N.J., would star in two sj threads on the same day?

 

If they can get a line in the Barack song about bovine fellation, that would be great.

 

Mm mmm mmm! Bessie sucks a hell of a dick!

 

Driving in to Burlington County
Me and Wayne on the Fourth of July
Driving in to Burlington County
Looking for a cow lookin' sweet and fine

We drove down from New York City
Where the cows are pretty but they just want to know your name
Driving in to Burlington City
Got a bovine connection with a weirdo uncle of Wayne's
We drove a few hundred miles without seeing a vet
We got sexy barnyard music, blasting in our Corvette, singing

Sha la la la, la la la la la, Sha la la la, la la la

Hey little Bessie, standing on the corner
Today's your lucky day for sure all right
Me and my buddy we're from New York City
We got two hundred dollars, want you to moo all night

Now you're looking at two cow pumpers
Why the world don't know what me and Wayne might do
Our pa's each own a bovine insemination center
For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you
Come on baby get a grip on my udders
It's a long night, and tell me what else were you gonna do?
Just me and you we could

Sha la la...

Little cow, sitting in the banrnyard
Ain't seen my buddy in seven days
Animal control man tells me the same thing
he gets licked, but he don't get laid
Little cow, you're so young and pretty
Walk with me and you can have your way
And we'll leave this Burlington City
For a ride down that Holstein Highway

Driving out of Burlington County
I'll have to come back here some other time
Driving out of Burlington County
Seen Wayne lashed to the tail end of a heifer who's fine

Sha la la...