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Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 24, 2009.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Penis. It's what's for dinner.
     
    three_bags_full, Sep 24, 2009
    #37
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

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    Trey Beamon, Sep 24, 2009
    #38
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


    outfuckingstanding
     
    Armchair_QB, Sep 24, 2009
    #39
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    COW-COP
    ORAL SEX
    NO CRIME
     
    Songbird, Sep 24, 2009
    #40
  5. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    There was a kid I went to school with in The Colony [/crossthread] who purportedly fucked one of the ducks that congregated in the city park off of Nash Street. Every now and then someone would make quacking sounds when passing him. I wonder if the legend of the duck-fucker has been passed down at that school.
     
    Bad Guy Zero, Sep 25, 2009
    #41
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    a buck for a duck
    a duck for a fuck
    and a buck for a fucked-up duck.
     
    Songbird, Sep 25, 2009
    #42
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

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    Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
     
    slappy4428, Sep 25, 2009
    #43
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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    Whore.
     
    Bubbler, Sep 25, 2009
    #44
  9. wisportswriter

    wisportswriter Member

    God damnit, you know the one time we're actually not involved in this kind of story, the least you assholes could do is leave us out of it altogether.
     
    wisportswriter, Sep 25, 2009
    #45
  10. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    But what if it had been a teacher and not a police officer that did it to the cows?
     
    EStreetJoe, Sep 25, 2009
    #46
  11. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Channeling Steve Martin:

    Ok...ok...so this doesn't happen very often. But I was at this bar the other night. And I met this girl. And we got to talking and we hit it off. So I go back to her place. And let me tell you...she had the best hole.


    Oh come on...I was talking about her patio table. You can't say anything now without people taking it dirty and that really bothers me.












    That patio table was the best fuck I ever had!
     
    Bad Guy Zero, Sep 25, 2009
    #47
  12. Karl Hungus

    Karl Hungus Member

    She was asking for it, wearing that outfit and exposing those udders...
     
    Karl Hungus, Sep 25, 2009
    #48
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