Shame On You Peter

gosh, this "mmqb" bashing is soooo old. peter king is a truly marvelous reporter and "mmqb" is a terrific read. you don't like the non-football stuff in it? ignore it. not hard to do.

and no, wiseacres, i'm not peter. grow up.

 

Sarcasm is supposed to be in blue, ya know...

 

please don't live down to my image of folks who reside in 'bama, y'all. :

 

Perhaps your finast work ever. Sir it's a pleasure.

 

" Hey Jason will you please start using a pooper scooper. I just stepped in some dog shit and its wrecked my brand new Adidas Superstars."

"Hey by the way did you ever see Romo there when you were at Balco?

 

The Peter King parodies never, ever get old.

BYH, that's good work outta you.

 

Absolutely. Even if I defend some of the "big names" around here, if you're going to go about it in that way, I'm all for it. Good stuff.

 

Fortunately or unfortunately, both accounts are true ...

 

For the PK defenders: sorry, dudes, but when the personal stuff--the coffee, the pretzels, the hatred for Delta Air Lines, the god forsaken, please stop, please stories of the family members---becomes not just a regular, but a standard part of the schtick and in every article he writes, well, it's gonna get ridiculed and mocked. And deservedly so. It has no business being in there and it dumbs down the quality of his work.

And BYH--wow--that is a keeper.

 

he drives me nuts with that "I, I, I" and "me, me, me" stuff, but i would give my left leg -- okay, maybe my left pinky -- for half the numbers in his blackberry.

and BYH -- classic.

 

Did you catch the part about him smuggling sunscreen on a plane this week? He's just such a petty, petty man.

 

when i read that, i thought it was foolish too. yes, some of those rules are ridiculous, but they're there for our safety. plus, as much as he travels, he knows what all the rules are by now.