Sheep in the year 2015

Dennis Johnson...dammit, that's gonna be the one.

 

Bombed out on a few. The ex called me asshole so often I took it as a compliment, so I guess that's why I didn't think of it.

WEEK SIX QUESTIONS
1. Name a Canadian province other than Ontario or British Columbia. Quebec
2. What's a derogatory term a woman might call her significant other when they're in a fight? Jerk
3. Name a state that's considered the Midwest. Illinois
4. Name a restaurant chain that's known for its wings. Buffalo Wild Wings
5. Name a famous runner. Carl Lewis (I went with a sprinter, though I interpreted it as a distance runner)
6. Who's the most overrated SNL cast member of all time? Victoria Jackson
7. Other than Magic, who is the best Johnson to play in the NBA? Dennis
8. Name a U.S. city that's known for getting a lot of snow. Denver (Damn you, Buffalo)
9. Name a movie based on a Stephen King book. The Green Mile (Never a big reader of Stephen King)
10. iPhone, iPod or iPad? iPhone

 

Fuck, I forgot to get mine in...

 

This was an easier week for me, but the SJ.com west coast/east coast rivalry might bite me on the Canadian province answer ...

1. Alberta
2. Asshole
3. Illinois
4. Buffalo Wild Wings
5. Steve Prefontaine
6. Fred Armisen (there might be 15 or more answers to this question)
7. Kevin Johnson
8. Buffalo
9. The Shining
10. iPhone

 

Usain Bolt better not be a one-pointer, chumps.

 

Don't really consider him a runner, as weird as that may sound. When I hear "runner," I think of someone like Pre, not Bolt.

 

I put Jesse Owens.

 

1. Name a Canadian province other than Ontario or British Columbia -- Alberta
2. What's a derogatory term a woman might call her significant other when they're in a fight? -- cocksucker
3. Name a state that's considered the Midwest. -- Iowa
4. Name a restaurant chain that's known for its wings. -- Buffalo Wild Wings
5. Name a famous runner. -- Prefontaine
6. Who's the most overrated SNL cast member of all time? -- Horatio Sanz
7. Other than Magic, who is the best Johnson to play in the NBA? -- Kevin Johnson
8. Name a U.S. city that's known for getting a lot of snow. -- Boston
9. Name a movie based on a Stephen King book. -- It
10. iPhone, iPod or iPad? -- iPhone

 

It won't

 

1. Quebec
2. Asshole
3. Kansas
4. Buffalo Wild Wings
5. Jesse Owens (damn it, should've gone Pre but thought the Blazing Saddles contingent would push Owens to the top spot)
6. Tina Fey (she was the one getting the most overrated comments in the SNL character rankings thread)
7. Kevin Johnson
8. Chicago (was tempted to go Boston, but instead went with a midwest city)
9. Shawshank Redemption (first thought was Shining or Carrie, but then remembered there a ton of Shawshank fans here and the rule of book vs. novella within a collection don't apply)
10. iPhone

 

1. Quebec
2. Bastard
3. Indiana
4. Buffalo Wild Wings
5. Usain Bolt
6. Al Franken
7. Dennis
8. Buffalo
9. Green Mile
10. iPhone

 

I had that, too. We are the new vortex of Sheep knowledge.