Shots Fired in CNN Building

Any chance the shooter was Lou Dobbs?

 

Unless Lou Dobbs did a Godfrey Cambridge (see the movie Watermelon man) the answer is no.

 

Aunt May almost caused me to have a pizza-and-iced-tea spit take on my laptop

 

If Andy Cooper got taken down, the shooter is pardon #1 for Bush.

(just kidding, just kidding)

 

Depends. Was the victim an American citizen?

 

ha ha, Ace. Louie, Louie

 

This is, of course, getting overplayed on CNN because of where the shooting happened.

 

A network blowing an event out of proportion because of its proximity?
That never happens (outside of new york)...

 

Lets be careful in the ATL. There was a mall shooting there just last week.

 

Tonight on Larry King Live ... more on the Anna Nicole Smith controversy!

Not even shots inside our own building will make us waver from oversaturating stupid viewers with this non-story! Later ... Nancy Grace dissects Sanjaya. Did his interpretation of The Mighty Quinn make the song make sense?

 

Fred Hickman exacting his revenge on CNN