SI: A-Rod to become a free agent

Please do not sign him. Please.

 

I don't think they will; they'll re-sign Lowell.

I thought for most of the year that the Sox would be the front-runners in bidding for Torii Hunter, but the emergence of Ellsbury probably means that won't happen, either.

We need a hot stove thread...

 

Wouldn't bank on that; Yanks will offer Lowell big-time money. It's another Damon deal waiting to happen.

 

No Zeke, you are wrong. Joba Chamberlin will pitch 40 consecutive complete games, and never allow a hit because he is the greatest rookie pitcher since Jesus played for the Nazareth Carpenters and won the Galilee Gulf Coast League MVP, going 13-2 with a 1.05 ERA in 135 innings. If you listen closely, I think they are still chanting JO-BA in the Bronx right now...

Did the word rise and roar again like a yearning?

 

That would be really nice. They almost got Soriano this off-season but they wouldn't give him the seventh year that he wanted on the deal. My guess is that A-Rod wants longer than five years. If A-Rod does happen to go to the Phillies, which is unlikely, I would love to see that line-up. The top 4 hitters then would all have legitimate shots of winning MVPs or have won MVPs.

Rollins
Utley
A-Rod
Howard

But then they would ask for A-Rod's head the minute he doesn't give it all on the field. They need starting pitching. There has been talk of Lowell and Rivera coming into the fold for next year.

I am getting shivers thinking of the Phillies' line-up with A-Rod though.

 

Don't forget all of those saves Jesus had as well.

 

I have faith that the Red Sox lineup can hit Christ. Nail him, in fact.

I'll be hopping the express train to hell, now.

 

Tell Bill Wirtz to fuck off while you're down there.

 

I don't know, he seemed kind of perfect in pinstripes, didn't he?

 

Yeah, and he can stay there.

 

Gammons made me sick. I bet that loser fanboy partied with the team after the game.

What a whiner. If A-Rod ends up in Boston he'll fall in love. He said Rodriguez ruined it for Boston, but he chose to talk about it and take shots. Unprofessional homer douchebag.