Simmons re-ups with ESPN

Fucker has been hinting and alluding to that very thing for at least a year now. Probably just posturing for a bigger payday.

Wonder what he's making now? He's already living in Michael Rappaport's neighborhood, which is not exactly Jack Nicholson's 'hood, but more than you and I make.

 

UP NEXT: "ESPN's Behind the Dojo: The Inside Story of Cobra Kai, from executive producer Bill 'Sports Guy' Simmons."

 

That made me laugh out loud.

 

Same here.

 

Whatsamatta U.? :

Now if Simmons would start dropping in detailed references to "Rocky and Bullwinkle" and "Dudley Do-Right" episodes, he would indeed be funny. ;D

 

Stroke, stroke, stroke . . .

Bail, bail, bail!

 

So you re-sign, people say that you "re-up." When you sign for the first time, do you "up"?

 

I'm very, very happy to hear this news. More fodder, baby, interspersed with some knowledgable NBA info. Sweet.

 

And what's up with airline food?

 

Simmons is a JOKE!

His columns are too long and unworthy of reading. I bypass this prankster. He tries too hard.

 

You are not alone, bruh. I'm hot and cold with him, much more cold than I used to be. But I give him props for getting himself on the map after igniting himself at The Globe.

Go check Sonofthesportsguy.com (I'm not affiliated with the site at all) to find some good rips on the Billster. Every now and then I check that site out for kicks.

If he didn't know some NBA, he'd be pretty much worthless. I mean, dude lost to his wife in NFL picks...

 

Bruh, why the Britney avatar?