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Team Texas Wedge
Tiger Woods (+5) 71 74
Chad Campbell (+5) 73 72
Tim Clark (+8) 72 76
Sergio Garcia (+14) 79 75
Boo Weekley (+7) 72 75
Brandt Snedeker (+4) 71 73

Total (+20) 286 294

 

Braggart.

 

Four of my picks missed the cut.

In other news, I like Tampa Bay to win the World Series.

 

Me too. Dudette Digs Dick's Divots is Dead and Done.

 

sergio garcia sucks. so does adam scott.

 

Here are the First Round Scores:

Team name 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Total
Money Shots 70 71 71 73 285
Texas Wedge 71 71 72 72 286
Key's Swing Keys 71 71 72 73 287
Chef's Salty Balls 70 71 73 73 287
Tony Lema's Corkscrew 71 71 72 73 287
Mallard Salad Sammiches 71 71 72 74 288
Printdust 71 71 73 73 288
Red Hot Chili Pepper 71 71 73 73 288
The Price is Wrong, Bitch 71 72 72 74 289
The Beach Below No. 18 at Peeble Beach 70 71 72 76 289
I Am Phil's Poor Judgment at Winged Foot 71 71 73 74 289
Daly Double Shots 71 71 73 74 289
Fun with dooley_womack1 71 71 73 74 289
Shot's Free Drops 71 74 71 74 290
Dog Leg Left 70 73 73 74 290
Wicked's… nothing 71 72 73 74 290
Slappy's Annoying Fucks 71 71 73 75 290
Birdscribe's White Folks Behind Gates 71 72 73 74 290
Dobre Shunkas 71 71 73 75 290
Headbutt's Lob Wedge Swingers 71 71 73 76 291
Humpin' Unicorns 71 72 73 75 291
Hoppy's Evil Empire 71 72 73 75 291
Blocked Right 72 73 73 73 291
Lazy Loopers 71 73 73 74 291
Open Running Sores 72 72 73 75 292
Drive for Show, Putt for Dough 71 73 73 75 292
This Team Will Be A Winner on Monday 71 73 73 75 292
Fargo North Decoders 71 73 73 75 292
Dudette Digs Dick's Divots 73 73 73 74 293
Make Benefit Glorious Squad 71 73 74 75 293
3-jack city 71 72 74 76 293
Carl Spackler's Gophers 71 73 74 75 293
Steady Stick Does the Trick 71 73 74 75 293
Yip-a-day Doo-dahs 71 74 74 75 294
The Longest Yards 71 73 74 76 294
Tiger Woods Can Suck My Dick (At Least as Well as Elin Did) 71 73 74 76 294
Mickelson's Man Boobs 71 74 75 75 295
Super Nintendo Chalmers 71 73 75 76 295
Grip 'n' Rippers 71 73 75 76 295
WS 71 74 75 75 295
AP's Missed Deadlines 71 74 75 75 295
Joel's Gigolos 73 73 74 76 296
Gold 73 74 74 75 296
all caps is verboten 72 72 76 76 296
John's Ledbetter Farbeckers 71 75 75 76 297
Tiger Likes Long Wood 71 74 76 76 297
Mr. Havecamp's Bourbon At The Turn 73 73 75 76 297
Effin' Studs 73 74 75 76 298
Trunkslammers 72 74 76 76 298
Shank You Very Much 73 75 76 77 301

 

2nd Round Tallies:

1st Round Team name 1 2 3 4 t half
285 Money Shots 71 73 74 75 293 578
289 The Price is Wrong, Bitch 72 72 72 73 289 578
286 Texas Wedge 72 73 74 75 294 580
290 Slappy's Annoying Fucks 71 72 73 74 290 580
288 Mallard Salad Sammiches 70 74 75 75 294 582
289 Daly Double Shots 71 71 75 76 293 582
288 Printdust 71 72 74 78 295 583
289 Fun with dooley_womack1 71 73 73 77 294 583
290 Wicked's… nothing 72 72 74 75 293 583
287 Chef's Salty Balls 71 74 75 77 297 584
290 Shot's Free Drops 72 73 74 75 294 584
287 Tony Lema's Corkscrew 71 75 76 76 298 585
288 Red Hot Chili Pepper 71 74 75 77 297 585
289 The Beach Below No. 18 at Peeble Beach 71 74 75 76 296 585
290 Dog Leg Left 71 71 76 77 295 585
290 Dobre Shunkas 73 74 75 75 297 587
291 Humpin' Unicorns 73 74 74 75 296 587
291 Hoppy's Evil Empire 72 74 75 76 297 588
293 3-jack city 72 73 75 75 295 588
293 Carl Spackler's Gophers 71 74 75 76 296 589
294 Tiger Woods Can Suck My Dick (At Least as Well as Elin Did) 71 71 76 77 295 589
297 Tiger Likes Long Wood 72 72 73 75 292 589
291 Headbutt's Lob Wedge Swingers 72 74 75 78 299 590
295 Mickelson's Man Boobs 72 74 74 75 295 590
289 I Am Phil's Poor Judgment at Winged Foot 74 74 77 77 302 591
293 Steady Stick Does the Trick 73 74 75 76 298 591
287 Key's Swing Keys 74 76 77 78 305 592
294 Yip-a-day Doo-dahs 73 74 75 76 298 592
295 Super Nintendo Chalmers 73 74 75 76 298 593
295 WS 73 74 75 76 298 593
298 Effin' Studs 71 73 75 76 295 593
295 Grip 'n' Rippers 73 74 76 76 299 594
295 AP's Missed Deadlines 73 75 75 76 299 594
292 Drive for Show, Putt for Dough 75 75 76 77 303 595
292 This Team Will Be A Winner on Monday 74 76 76 77 303 595
293 Make Benefit Glorious Squad 74 75 76 77 302 595
296 all caps is verboten 73 75 75 76 299 595
297 Mr. Havecamp's Bourbon At The Turn 73 74 75 76 298 595
293 Dudette Digs Dick's Divots 75 75 76 77 303 596
297 John's Ledbetter Farbeckers 73 74 76 76 299 596
290 Birdscribe's White Folks Behind Gates 75 75 77 80 307 597
294 The Longest Yards 73 76 77 77 303 597
296 Gold 73 75 76 77 301 597
298 Trunkslammers 71 75 76 77 299 597
291 Blocked Right 75 76 76 80 307 598
291 Lazy Loopers 74 76 77 80 307 598
292 Open Running Sores 74 75 77 80 306 598
296 Joel's Gigolos 74 75 76 77 302 598
292 Fargo North Decoders 75 75 77 80 307 599
301 Shank You Very Much 75 75 75 76 301 602

 

WooHoo, second place after the first round!

 

Damn, now I am in third. But just 2 shots off the lead.

 

So who's still alive?

 

The following teams are the remaining survivors (their surviving golfers are in parenthesis):

1st Round Team name 1 2 3 4 t half
285 Money Shots 71 73 74 75 293 578
(Woods, DiMarco, Watson, Browne)
289 The Price is Wrong, Bitch 72 72 72 73 289 578
(Woods, Toms, Appleby, Weekley)
286 Texas Wedge 72 73 74 75 294 580
(Woods, Campbell, T. Clark, Weekley, Snedeker)
290 Slappy's Annoying Fucks 71 72 73 74 290 580
(Z. Johnson, Rose, Rollins, McDowell, Snedeker)
288 Printdust 71 72 74 78 295 583
(Woods, Appleby, Verplank, Funk)
289 Fun with dooley_womack1 71 73 73 77 294 583
(V. Singh, Stricker, Je. Kelly, Snedeker)
290 Shot's Free Drops 72 73 74 75 294 584
(Woods, Appleby, DiMarco, Funk)
290 Dobre Shunkas 73 74 75 75 297 587
(Woods, Stricker, Funk, Estes)
291 Humpin' Unicorns 73 74 74 75 296 587
(Woods, DiMarco, Sabbatini, Katayama)