SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

It means you have to work that much harder to see her.

 

Let's hear the story behind this.

 

Your former news editor is about to yell at me because I'm laughing so hard on deadline

 

Eh, the night wouldn't be complete if she didn't yell at someone.

 

It's usually not a good sign, Mike.

 

I've learned that the easiest way for people in the office to *not* fuck with me is by simply being loud and angry all the time.

Now to tie the threadjack back to the subject: I think I'm loud and angry all the time because I have exactly zero prospects right now. These things happen when you look for women in Klamath Falls and take 'women you can meet at the bar' out of the equation

 

Petrie, can we start our own club for guys like us?

 

And there's the damn movie...

I don't like games or drama. Or rejection. So usually I just take the wimpy route and don't say anything at all, instead pining away for a while until I talk myself out of it.

 

I was told by a girl the other day that I am the most upbeat person she knows. Apparently she is delusional.

 

That's what I did last weekend, at least until Rumple talked me into asking that cute girl at my aunt's wedding to dance.

 

I'm down. Ross has some security experience now, so he can be the bouncer. At the same time, the prospects still would be of the 'women you can meet at the bar' variety...though it would be *our* bar...

 

Some experience, I run shit son! Give me a black Under Armour shirt and it will be on.