SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

It's my fault. I realized today I didn't have any single friends anymore.

 

You don't have a single friend? Poor Rick. No wonder you spend so much time on here!



Oh, you meant ... nevermind.

 

Smartest idea you've ever had, fuckface!

True story: At the outing in June, I excused myself to wash up in the restroom before dinner was served. I come back and my wife says "These guys say you've got more posts than anyone on that board by several thousand." I was like "Sooo.....how about those Orioles?"

 

That was the last time BYH ever washed his hands.

 

Also the first.

 

Do you guys think he really washed his hands? I think it was just for show.

 

Seriously, I hate you all.

Go fuck yourselves and have a Happy People Really Fuck on SportsJournalists.com Day!

 

Well, if I did mean that, I guess it'd be a chicken/egg things. Would I hang out on message boards too much because I have no friends, or do I have no friends because I'm the kind of person who hangs out on message boards?

Ponder.

 

You'd think his wife would wash it for him once in while.

Or cut it off while he's sleeping, either way.

 

I have a decent idea every once in a long while. I figure she already puts up with my obsessions with fantasy baseball, the Steelers and comic books. How much more can I expect her to take?

 

Awesome.

 

I think we've been over this, but Jesus...the sci-fi thing doesn't even make your top three? Are you sure you didn't concoct your wife as part of a science experiment?



(If I had Photoshop I'd so make Anthony Michael Hall's Cubs hat a Pirates hat )