SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

If you don't play games, how can you tell who's winning?
95 percent of relaitonships ended badly anyway. Don't sweat it.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Good point. Fellas, we gotta know what they want these days, which is ...
- Drive up to the bar with "I Make It Rain" blaring out of the vehicle
- Cuss profusely in front of everyone, but laugh at the same time so the ladies know you're still a good guy
- Walk up to the bar, unzip pants, and drop it on the counter
- Proceed to drown self in Nattie Light
- Spend remainder of evening "wooing" her, and every other girl in the estbalishment, by talking about the how wasted you're gonna get

They can't resist it. It's science.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Have you been following me? Seriously.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

And be sure to ask her father's permission to marry her.

[/sportschick]

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Details. We need details.

Does this girl dye her hair red?

Has she undergone breast augmentation?

Does she have a number of tatoos?

Are you going to spend the next six months trying to figure out whether or not you're in a relationship with her?


















God knows what that popped into my head. The memory's a funny thing sometimes.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Holy christ, that was our HR director at the paper. ;D

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Ma, What's your age and type?
She looked at me and said use a baby right
I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
And I know what ladies like
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice
I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe
Come with me come stay the night
She looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tight
I'm laughin' back like show you right
Get in the Car
And don't touch nothing Sit in the car
Let discuss Somethin'
Either we lovin' or I'll see you tomorrow

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

I feel like Margaret Mead among the Samoans.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Awesome. Nothin' like a little Cam'ron to brighten my day. I can't wait to get home and listen to it now.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

So yeah, gave her a call and left a voice mail and when I checked my phone a few hours later she had left me a voice mail.

Apparently, she is in a relationship. Whatever. But why did she give me her number then. Or call me back for that matter. Women are evil. But atleast I have my message board friends.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

Sorry to hear that, 'stang.

Yes, women are evil. At least you know that much, and knowing is half the battle. She got your number because women weight their options, regardless of the feelings of the options (people) they're weighing.

Maybe she is in a relationship, maybe she isn't. No sweat for you, dude. Whatever. You played it well.

 

Re: SJ dating Nation, I could use some input.

She probably did a credit check on you.