SJ.com Outing, er, GetTogether, Toronto, July 14-16

DEADLINE FOR BASEBALL TICKETS!  DEADLINE FOR BASEBALL TICKETS!   DEADLINE FOR BASEBALL TICKETS! DEADLINE FOR BASEBALL TICKETS!

Hey folks ... today is the deadline for baseball tickets.  If you need a few days for any reason, just PM me or email me at ov1kenobi@gmail.com and let me know what's up.  I have a few folks who signed up for tickets but who haven't contacted me to confirm that they are indeed coming.

Toronto and the Blue Jays await you!

 

29 days and counting ...

 

I had a customs agent tell me where the best strip club was. Swear.

 

Mr Ezal,

Chuck Tatum (where are ye?) once noted here that he and I passed through customs and the agent asked us what we do for a living. "We're a lot like you," I said. "People lie to us."

YHS, etc

 

I was wondering what happened to him. Used to show up semi-regularly. Maybe he's in Germany.

That's a good line. Was the officer amused?

 

Was it the Sundowner in Niagara Falls?
I saw things there I still can't believe.

 

Did you want to take a side trip?

 

Nah, I'd rather spend my money other ways.
A dozen Tim's are better than a lap dance.

 

Wait a minute... how expensive are Tim Horton's donuts?
Or rather, how cheap are your lap dances?

 

I got a box of 20 Timbits today and shared.

Mmmmmm.

 

Sorry, I think Tim's are overrated.

Much rather have me some hot-off-the-belt KKs.

 

I mis-spoke, I meant a dozen dozen.
Or is a Sundowner lapdance one of the "Roll Up to the Rim" prizes?
JR? Anyone?