SJ.com Style Guide!!! (running thread)

Official statement of condolence What the board tries to come up with to summarize a person upon his death. Usually serious, sometimes sarcastic. Founded by Boom_70.

 

Take the money and run: A very funny Woody Allen movie

 

Wait, I thought those are the Big 3 American pro sports?

 

As if, hoser.

 

He's only half hoser now. Old habits die hard, tho.

 

To be fair, I don't like soccer any more than the average American.

But I couldn't live without the other two. Looks like North Carolina is heaven right now for a guy like me.

 

C'mon and raise up. Take your shirt off. Spin it 'round your head like a helicopter.

 

Who am I? Petey Pab, muthafucka!

 

'Seinfeld': The best television comedy of all time, as determined by SportsJournalists.com voting.

 

Style appears to be one of the many many things lacking on here, but I doubt this is news.

 

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?

You mean designer style or Big Willie Smith keepin-it-cool style?

 

As I've pointed out here several times, though, dog's recollection of those events is beyond fucked up (which subsequently calls his credibility into question on every other thread he taints with his retarded bullshit, but I digress).

What really happened:

Some people had orgasms about a film, and a poster said he had no interest in seeing it. No opinion was ever expressed about the film itself, as that would make little sense.

Dog took it upon himself to create some BS rule about not being critical of any subject expressed in a thread title. Of course, he violates this rule whenever the fuck he feels like it. For reference, see any thread where dog can insert a mindless statement such as: "Bush, worst ever" or something equally vapid and/or useless.

This is only barely relevant, simply because dog and his minions (ahem, Ragu) try to drag this out as a weak non sequitur argument whenever they start getting their asses handed to them in a discussion. Which is quite often. For reference, see the thread about the Reeves/Bullock movie or one of the World Cup soccer discussions, where dogturdo violated his own, self-created rule about commenting negatively on a subject when one knows zilch about said subject. He even admitted it, yet still continued to blather his retarded bullshit.