SJ.com Style Guide!!! (running thread)

Great thread.

 

What about the children?

 

Won't Somebody Think of the Children?

Often heard from a wailing Helen Lovejoy or whiners talking about the decline of society.

 

Has this thread mentioned jacknut, the ghost of Thurman Munson or state-of-the-board threads?

 

Hey, someone was begging for a thread to be created to get all the female SportsJournalists.commers to fess up. I was trying to oblige.

Besides, considering the obsession with sex exhibited by some of the male posters here, is three threads really too much or not enough?

 

Notoriously hard to find? : Since when?

 

Buck ... listen, dude, it's the same old male story that's been repeated since Columbus got lost looking for the new world: If you don't know where the hell you are, ask the navigator for directions!! Works every 99.4 percent of the time. 

 

Have you ever seen the porno with WWE wrestler Chyna?

 

I dunno. All I know is that in the 8-second (Hi BYH!) clip I saw, Chyna had a clit the size of Rhode Island. Truly cringe-worthy.

 

That's a penis. Minor HGH side-effect.

 

I have never seen said video, thankfully, but wouldn't it be more like New Jersey or, worse, Florida?

 

C'mon, it wasn't THAT big.