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SJ.com Style Guide!!! (running thread)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. Ellis Redding

    Ellis Redding Guest

    Think of the one word you can NEVER call a woman.
     
    Ellis Redding, Feb 3, 2007
    #457
  2. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I'm pretty sure I've seen that one used on here. That's the word I thought it was, but that's why I asked.
     
    Clever username, Feb 3, 2007
    #458
  3. Ellis Redding

    Ellis Redding Guest

    No, you haven't. Unless someone gets clever and puts a hyphen in there. Or types c.unt.
     
    Ellis Redding, Feb 3, 2007
    #459
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Swing that .... wide open. Reference made to desire for sexual intercourse with a specific woman, even though you have no chance of accomplishing that drunk at 2 a.m. while about to pass out in your hotel room.
     
    wickedwritah, Feb 3, 2007
    #460
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Toothpaste-covered dick: Attempting to use toothpaste as lube for buttsex.
     
    sportschick, Feb 5, 2007
    #461
  6. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    And I'll take the follow-up euphemism: minty-fresh member
     
    Cadet, Feb 5, 2007
    #462
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I'm going to take a guess here at that one word by quoting a line from Family Guy....

    Peter: I can't believe I missed "My Hairy Aunt."
     
    alleyallen, Mar 1, 2007
    #463
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Retroactive abortion: Coined by BYH. Refers to what should happen to a certain poster.
     
    sportschick, Mar 1, 2007
    #464
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Had not heard that one, SC. Very good 8-second man. Very good.
     
    alleyallen, Mar 1, 2007
    #465
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Whoohoo! This thread still lives!

    SC, refresh my memory: To whom was I referring when I coined the term?

    thanks Alley!
     
    BYH, Mar 1, 2007
    #466
  11. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    (please PM him the answer)
     
    Johnny Dangerously, Mar 1, 2007
    #467
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Gimme an 'S' ... S! ... You got your S, you got your S.
    Gimme a 'T' ... T! ... You got your T, you got your T.
    Gimme an 'I' ... I! ... You got your I, you got your I.
    Gimme a 'C' ... C! ... You got your C, you got your C.
    Gimme a 'K' ... K! ... You got your K, you got your K.
    Gimme a 'Y' ... Y! ... You got your Y, you got your Y.

    What's that spell?!?! ... STICKY!


    Sorry. I've been to way too many basketball games this year.


    Edit: Wow was that messed up and incomplete.
     
    Clever username, Mar 1, 2007
    #468
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