SJ.com Style Guide!!! (running thread)

YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF US!
YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF US!
YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF US!
HMMPH .... I don't think so.

 

Rick 'em
Rick 'em
Rack 'em
Ruck 'em
Get that ball
and really fight!

Sorry. Stolen from a Robin Williams bit from two decades ago.

 

bump because I don't want to see this thread go boom.
(too much good stuff here)

 

Comet bomb: A container of Comet and a firecracker. Used to exact revenge on evildoers because Comet is almost impossible to clean up, esp. once water is added.

 

JDV: Thread thriller and lady killer. More relevant information at: <a href="http://www.johndvillarreal.com">baldingdouche.com</a>

Scoreboard: Said primarily as proof that you pull hot chicks 19-35. Provaby (sic) hot, demonstrably hot. See previous post for further information. See also dooleywomack1's signature.

 

The Blue Bird of Cocksuckery: The Kansas Jayhawk, coined by Writing Irish.

 

fail (n.): Non-physical substance that serves as main ingredient of things that are awful. Can be used in place of any negative noun (ex.: failure). Use of this term labels you an internet geek, thus meaning you are made of fail.

Nancy Grace's special on Paris Hilton is an orgasm of fail.

 

Nice to see this thread back...and Ellis Redding's JDV post still makes me laugh, even after all this time.

 

I do believe this needs to be updated. I'm not going through every page right now see if that's been done, but if not, Dyepack needs to be added to the list of banned members.

 

Whatever happened to that Ellis Redding guy?

 

Freak wave knocked him off his dock.

 

I hear he nuked himself.