SJ.com Style Guide!!! (running thread)

There, finished it for you.

 

Fucktard is a beautiful word. So is cockamamey.

 

When's Junction Boys on Again?: Standard rejoinder for any ESPN thread, or any nonsensical thread.

Ass-to-Mouth: This should be self-explanatory, fuckers.

 

I just wanna race, daddy!: SJ's favorite line from ESPN's "3."

 

Just for you, Zeke:

WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!!!!: Used as an example of the never-ending depth of Disturbed's catalogue, particularly during a debate over Pearl Jam's worthiness.
softer than Spnited's _____________" Mocking Spnited for saying Joe Mauer is the softest .380-odd hitter in baseball history.

 

Which, I presume, is a lot more than most of us can say.

 

Beej, wasn't that a debate over Nirvana's worthiness?

 

Tennis mom
SoSH
Welcome, Knickfan
Me llamo Brady Anderson

 

You're Grounded: Despite not actually being a moderator, Rosie is the only known SportsJournalists.com poster with grounding powers. Fuck with her at your own peril.


Fun with the Quote Function: Used to describe the practice of changing another poster's words when quoting them to make them appear even more silly than they already are. The SportsJournalists.com equivalent of insider sniping, like other standup comedians mocking Carrot Top for being a lousy prop comic.

Buck Loves Pastrami: He finds it to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats, and we oblige him.

 

Shit, you're right. But it descended into someone saying Pearl Jam sucked but Disturbed was great.

Best part was hearing how important disturbed is because they write songs about child abuse. Cause, you know, Pearl Jam NEVER did that.

Also:

Beej: Nickname bestowed upon me by Dooley. Also known as Dools or The Great Post-Padder.  

 

Ass-scented candles--created (by Buck?) to wipe out the stink of cucumber-melon candles, used mainly in hotel rooms or wherever Moddy's birks leave an aroma all their own.

 

ESPN's Dave Aldridge is reporting you forgot his entry.