Skills you have that are obsolete

Nah. It's like riding a bike ... Once you learn to do it half-assed, they always say you're "the best."

 

The cruel joke the universe played on me was making me so good at sex, but so terrible at getting it.

 

I was once the king of slinging agate on deadline. Is that obsolete? Hell, I'm not sure.

 

Pretty sure all levels above hs it is. Think the AP got rid of the agate dept a few years ago.

 

So, have you two ventured into anal sex?

 

It's a lost art, actually, in today's world of men-pigs whining, "Suck my dick and let me put it in your butt."

It saddens me that all those 20- and 30-somethings out there won't get to experience one of the greatest feelings on God's green earth.

 

Giving or getting?

Giving, a time or two. But you wouldn't believe me if I told you they couldn't handle the size very long, so I won't even try.

Getting? Forget it. I might have been gifted in the front, but I'm a proctologist's nightmare in the back.

 

The fuck?

 

HH and VB had a wild night.

 

I hereby absolve myself of any responsibility for the direction my thread has since taken.

 

I swear, I have high hopes that this heads into bootsian territory.

 

This thread has suddenly become a cheap substitute for chemical castration. I've never been less horny in my life.