Slang you hate

What is T9? I feel like a 6-year-old kid today. I have no idea what's going on or what anyone is talking about.

 

T9 is a function on cell phones that allows the user to spell out words in the quickest way possible, by a one-touch method. It's like dialing the numbers to spell out the word like a regular text, except you don't have to hit 7 four times to get an "S." T9 also has a dictionary included, which grows with every "new" word your enter into the phone.

It makes texting a lot faster and easier, at least for me.

 

Ah. My phone does that, though it makes some curious choices sometimes.

 

It takes some time getting used to the function -- at least it did for me -- but once you master it, you'll be glad you did.

 

Oh, shit. How about "Where you at?"

Fucking idiots.

 

Ding ding ding!

 

Rock on, you rock, that rocks, any other such variety.

 

How about: "My bad."

Hate that one.

 

Any idiot knows it's spelled "Where y'at?". At least any idiot from New Orleans.

 

Ship left on that one in 1995 or so.

 

methinks

love me some

sammiches

 

Methinks I love me some sammiches. (god, I'm sorry. I hate when people do that, repost something someone just said was really annoying. But I really do love me some sammiches!)

I use "I love me some" and "sammiches" all the time.