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Slap Shot Alert!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Pete Incaviglia, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Howw!


    One with the universe, one with the universe.
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    No, I don't mind, I'll have to tell it in court, anyway...
     
  3. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    "Oooowwwnnzzzz. Oooowwwnnnnzzz."
     
  4. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Face it - we're just some rich broad's tax writeoff.
     
  5. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    "I want that bounty, coach!"

    "You gotta earn it, Killer."

    "My attitude's right!"
     
  6. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I can't believe nobody has brought up this one left. First time I heard it, I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard:

    "You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again because he's gonna wind up with someone's cock in his mouth faster than you can say John Robinson."
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I was coaching in Omaha and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a horrible masturbator...
     
  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    First or second page of the thread, if memory serves...
     
  9. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Jack Robinson...
     
  10. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    "What are you doing?"

    "Makin' it look mean!"
     
  11. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    You know, Johnny always says you can only drink so much and screw so much.
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
     
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