Slap Shot alert

"Bleed on them, let them know you're there."

"Is the answer Jesus?"

 

"I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!"

 

Paging Double J.......

Guy knows the whole script by heart.

"You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains."

And a very nice column by Terry Frei on the 30th anniversary:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=frei_terry&id=3133360

And if they had a multiple DVD set they could include:

Perhaps have one of the TV cinema critics (the snobbier, the better) proclaim it superior to Hill's "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" and "The Sting," but also to "Casablanca," "Gone With The Wind," and "The English Patient." Build a case for the obvious -- it is the best sports movie ever, certainly better than the 1976 Oscar winner, "Rocky," and 2004 best picture, "Million Dollar Baby."

And yes, it is absolutely the best sports movie ever.

 

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

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You know Reg, that reminds me. I was coaching in Omaha, and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbater. Why, he would get deliberate penalties just so he could get all alone in the box, and damned if he didn't ... mmm, mmm, mmm ... what was his name? Mmm, mmm, mmm.

 

I'm going to wiggle my dick at 'em!

 

Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

 

She's a lesbian! A lesbian!

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ...

 

I want you to have a heart attack and die, Joe.