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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 28, 2011.

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  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    THAT IS not the point!









    True ... but not the fucking point.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jul 28, 2011
    #25
  2. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    The prerace prayer is getting like the national anthem before baseball games, one of those things they do since it's always been done that way. Does anyone really think God is gonna say, "screw it, let there be a 30-car crash" because there's not a prayer before the race?
     
    HanSenSE, Jul 28, 2011
    #26
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Jesus loves me, this I know!
    And he makes the NASCARs go!
    Pass the weak, 'cause we are strong!
    In his draft the whole race long!

    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    He makes the NASCARs go!"
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jul 28, 2011
    #27
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Now that made me laugh.

    The prayer did, too, when I first heard it. I was listening to Air 1, an alternative Christian radio station, yesterday and the callers ranged from upset to laughing their tails off about it. Personally, I don't have a problem with it. But I know some people that do.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jul 28, 2011
    #28
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    I never even saw it, but knowing it is a line from that movie, it makes more sense.
     
    outofplace, Jul 28, 2011
    #29
  6. MonsterLobster

    MonsterLobster Member

    At least he didn't pray for the safety of the drivers because people love a good crash. Amiright?
     
    MonsterLobster, Jul 28, 2011
    #30
  7. Brad Guire

    Brad Guire Member

    I would hope Jesus is not as humorless as some of his followers.
     
    Brad Guire, Jul 29, 2011
    #31
  8. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    It's a shame the Bible doesn't recount any really funny stories or jokes Jesus told.

    The guy never lightened the mood with a good joke?
     
    YankeeFan, Jul 29, 2011
    #32
  9. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    He did a great impression of a stuttering Moses.

    And this was a crowd favorite

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    heyabbott, Jul 29, 2011
    #33
  10. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I kept trying to find the "Laughter is the Best Medicine" section in the Bible, but finally gave up.
     
    mpcincal, Jul 29, 2011
    #34
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member


    Jesus submitted a couple jokes to Readers' Digest. He's just waiting to hear back.
     
    Ace, Jul 29, 2011
    #35
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I hate NASCAR more than any other "sport" out there. But I thought his prayer was funny, sweet and I'm guessing the people there loved it.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Jul 29, 2011
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