SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

Tween, not teen, but your point stands.

 

You're going to be really surprised when you get an Instagram account.

 

I'm too old for that shit.

Speaking of which, a few nights ago the wife and I watched a half-hour or so of a Netflix show about internet *celebrities.* And there are just tons of people living for some sort of internet connection with these *celebrities,* some sort of validation from Paris Hilton or Brittany Furlan or some dude who pours champagne on women. Outside of Hilton, I'd never heard of any of these other fuckers.

Now get of my fucking lawn.

 

What would the last 35 years of Belushi been like? If he got clean figured he would have made a few more decent comedic movies, a few more dramatic ones that stretched him a bit (but didn't do anything at the box office) - it's kind of horrifying to think "According to Jim" would have been "According to John." I think the Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn career path would kind of be similar.
Then again - he really could have had a decent second career playing bad guys.

 

He would have starred in the Joe Cocker biopic

 

Roger Stone is a wild and crazy guy!

 

McKinnon absolutely slayed Wilbur Ross.

 

They're not going to stop until Kate plays every one of Trump's associates, just to piss him off.

Jeff Sessions, Rudy Giuliani, Wilbur Ross, Kellyanne Conway, Betsy DeVos ...

 

I think I'm going to put out a Meek Mill dis track. An uninspiring episode to say the least.

 

Pretty much sums up the entire season.

 

I didn't know much about Halsey, but she did pretty good "for a singer" in her sketches. The material wasn't the best, but her performances we're good.

And her second musical performance was unique, doing a self-portrait (?) as she sang.