SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

Here is an obvious one:

"I live in a van down by the river." - Matt Foley (Chris Farley)

 

The end of the Richard Pryor-Chevy Chase sketch.

 

Every once in a while, when finishing a tiresome task, I find myself saying “... and now, mein Sprockets, is when we dance.”

But I’m weird.

 

I loved Sprockets and was excited way back when I heard there was a plan to turn it in to a movie.

Still reference going on a date to the House of Knives and waking up with a size large poopshoot.

 

"Nevermind."

 

"We're two wild and crazy guys."

"Pump ... (clap)...you up."

 

Isn't that "Con-Veeeeeen-ient?"

 

And also, "It's always something!"

 

Any variety of lines from Wayne's World.

 

Jane you ignorant slut

 

"I'm not that strong a swimmer"

 

"Candygram."