SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

Bang on across the board.

 

Guess it was too late to get something in on Trump's fascination with Arnold's "big Palmer," but looks like Alec Baldwin is back in the family.

 

Baldwin wasn’t in the cold open as Stinky, but Shop TV wasn’t a bad skit.

 

Pete Schweddy was in the studio, yet they didn't have him partner up with Keaton's cookie chef?

Missed opportunity!

 

Like that they've done the TikTok sketches a handful of times now. I like the little rapid-fire bits.

 

I assume that is Phinneas with the acoustic stage right.

 

That is Phinneas indeed. Nice song.

 

I know they have to pay the "guest stars" of the Presidential ticket - but it really would be a hilarious sketch to kind of rip off the Reagan "Mastermind" sket and have "Trump" walk into a room before one of his rallies and say "OK team, what have you got for me today? You've done great so far, we're looking good in the polls. That thing calling out Detroit IN Detroit? Just great...

WRITER: "OK boss, we've got a great one. This town hall, we're going to have some women faint because you are so handsome, then you're just going to stand there swaying to the music for a half an hour."
Trump: "What music?
WRITER: "Some Celine Dion, Village People, all of your faves."
Trump: "Good, good" What else?"
WRITER: Well, you've got the Al Smith dinner, and instead of the self-depreciating stuff that people expect at it, you are going all in and just put down people left and right. Maybe even drop some swear words. We think its a winner."
Trump: "I like." Can I call her a black bitch?"
WRITER: "Well, maybe not yet. But we do have you talking about Arnold Palmer's junk a couple days later. It should put us over the top in Pennsylvania." Maybe we save that other stuff for your close in Georgia. "

Interesting - I didn't realize you couldn't write the "C You Next Tuesday" here. I was only doing it in the spirit of the post. But it changed the word to pussycat. And obviously this post is meant to be satirical.

 

Carver’s Biden is so one note. It’s funny at first, but it’s just the same 4 or so ticks. They should give him something more to say or do,

 

That would involve better writing. Che and Jost aren't equipped.

 

heyyyy. wait a minute. come on.

 

They aren't the head writers anymoee.