So I just got back from LA....

No, you live in a VAN down by the RIVER.

I just can't take LA. Been there enough times on business and pleasure to feel like I have an educated opinion. I know traffic is what everyone bitches about, but really, who wants to spend an hour to go 15 miles at 11 a.m. on Saturday?

In-N-Out used to be the attraction. Now, it's in Vegas and Phoenix. Hell, Vegas even has Rainbow Bar and Grill across from the Hard Rock now.

 

A word of advice to you men with wives who love to shop... the best time to go to Rodeo Drive is Sunday night when the stores are closed....

... presented as a public service.

 

Body armor won't even help UCLA's defense against USC.

Prediction: USC 54, UCLA 7.

 

I drive by SC every morning on the 110.

SC had a very unique chance to build a really great basketball arena that keeps in line with its many classic brick buildings, yet gives a nod to the future and the downtown architectural renaissance that is happening just a mile or two to the north.

But noooooo, those fucktard jizzmoppers create a dark, forboding craptacular building with brick ballerinas and violinists morphing out of the corners. It's creepy and, it's a goddamn eyesore.

And SC will still be the #3 basketball school in L.A. Fight on, you bunch of commie pinko glory hole receiving teamers!

 

The sweetest sound after a Dodgers win:

Hate New York City
It's cold and it's damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town's a little bit too rugged
For you and me you bad girl

Rollin' down the Imperial Highway
With a big nasty redhead at my side
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north
And we as born to ride

Roll down the window put down the top
Crank up the Beach Boys baby
Don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more

From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody's very happy
'Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)

Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man
He's down on his knees
Look at these women
There ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere

Century Boulevard (We love it)
Victory Boulevard (We love it)
Santa Monica Boulevard (We love it)
Sixth Street (We love it, we love it)

I love L.A.
I love L.A.
(We love it)

 

I'm gonna stop the smart-ass remark train right here. Lets just wish good luck to both our teams, and lets hope they have injury-free seasons.

 

Too bad nobody's in the Ravine to hear it after the seventh inning.