(Some members of the) Miami Herald sports staff call in (sorta) sick (maybe)

Re: Miami Herald sports staff calls in sick

OK

 

Re: Miami Herald sports staff calls in sick

Possible explanations:

1. Protesting the Girardi firing.
2. Just found out they're not getting Heat championship rings.
3. Thought the Wainaru-Fada rally was today.

 

Re: Miami Herald sports staff calls in sick

Protesting the hiring of Pickle_Juice?

 

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I am beyond stunned that yet again, there was no coordinated effort to show displeasure inside a newsroom.

 

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Maybe they heard LeBatard was planning on writing another Ricky Williams column.

 

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It was a message to management, from what I've heard. Poor leaders there, and a newsroom in disarray, and Sports keeps getting the shaft, so some of them guys decided to band up and call in sick.

Sports desk at the Herald always gets shafted.............Always.

 

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I think they called in scared.

"I'm afraid I can't make it into to work today."

 

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw three Herald sports copy editors pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

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That's transposed.

I remember the correct order of Fainaru-Wada by recalling that his initials MFW also stand for Bonds' pet name for him, Mother Fucking Whitey. And his partner, Lying Whitey.

 

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I know.

 

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I only wrote as a segue to get my upon-reflection-flaccid attempt at comedy out there.

 

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She knows that too