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Someone slipped me a mickey...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Yawn

    Yawn New Member


    Beats Billary in leather.
     
    Yawn, Apr 16, 2007
    #13
  2. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    I thought that was Ben Johnson on the left at first.
     
    SoSueMe, Apr 17, 2007
    #14
  3. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Look at the size of her throat ;)
     
    Mayfly, Apr 17, 2007
    #15
  4. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    I betcha Jimmy's asshole was still smartin' the next day ...
     
    Write-brained, Apr 17, 2007
    #16
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    First thought: Did you catch the size of J.J.'s mitt? It's almost as big as his noggin. Is it true what they say about the size of a man's hands? Of course, the question would be better answered if Coulter held up a hand, but still...

    Second thought: Songbird makes me laugh unintentionally more than anyone else on this board. I don't mean this as an insult, but he often comes off as a child seeing Christmas lights for the first time.

    Third thought: To be released in 2009: Kid Dynomite's Treason, High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Florida Evans
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 17, 2007
    #17
  6. wheels89

    wheels89 Active Member

    Hell, for a second I thought that was Patrick Ewing drunk
     
    wheels89, Apr 17, 2007
    #18
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Well, Ragu, it's like someone said on another thread about a month ago in terms of a female poster saying how we guys drool over a naked woman like it's the first time every time.

    One of the fellas said that's we do, indeed, to which another fella said, to the effect, truer words were never spoken, because seeing a naked woman any time is like seeing a naked woman -- or Xmas lights -- for the first time.

    To address another astute point, most times I look at life with overly critical eyes, but that gets boring after awhile. Sometimes it's nice to see a picture of a blonde hotbox and imagine, as IJAG said, 72 things I'd like to do to her — which would probably be illegal in 72 countries.

    Lastly, yesterday at the gym, a local teacher, a cute 30'ish woman, gave another cute 30'ish teacher at her school pretty — yes, I'm using the word pretty — birthday flowers. I was on the bike and watched birthday girl's expression of girlish glee as she hugged her friend, expressing the same glee. They looked like 8-year-old girls at their make-believe tea table. It was one of those moments in time you're glad you captured, and as much as I tried not to, I smiled like a boy seeing a shiny menorah in its most glowing, candle-lit blaze for the first time. I really don't want to lose that childhood sense of amazement. Without it, I'd just be (insert handles for any number of posters who haven't seen a naked woman, or Christmas lights, in a very long time).

    Oh, thanks for the compliment, even if my attempts at amusing you are unintentional. I'm working on my intentional bit tonight.
     
    Songbird, Apr 17, 2007
    #19
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Even they realize that, sometimes, it's better to receive than give...
     
    slappy4428, Apr 17, 2007
    #20
  9. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    That is one weird pairing ???

    Who's next?
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Apr 17, 2007
    #21
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