Sometimes media guides can be too informative

The only SID there is the softball coach's wife. She claims it was about their preference in men, but that seems an odd question to ask of softball players, given how many of them aren't all that into men.

 

so only the dirty-minded men of SportsJournalists.com are misinterpreting it? no surprise there, i guess. ;D :

 

Oh my God. I just laughed so hard I pissed all over myself.

 

Damn you. I laughed so hard at your incontinental laughter that I sprained my spleen.

 

So is that a preference regarding shaved faces or shaved heads or shaved, uh, you know where.

 

Bats?

 

I believe she said faces, but I will not comment on whether or not I believe her.

 

What can I say? Incontinence is funny.

 

I had to send this to a buddy of mine immediately. A couple years ago he was in town and he told me he met a friend's ex-girlfriend I had never met. "What did she look like?" I asked. My friend, not one for beating around, um, the bush, replied classically, "Let's just say if we were playing 'Shaved or Unshaved?' I'd say 'Unshaved.'" Needless to say I had never heard of this game but we began playing it in bars, parlours and the like.

 

My buddies and I made up the game "Hair, Bare, or Pear" in about 8th grade and have played it for every new girl we met. Hair= Bush, Bare= Clean Shaven, Pear= Not much hair; well trimmed.

BTW, Lauren Kurtenbach prefers shaven and is a catcher... hmmm

 

You see,somepeople don't understand the "Pear" option, which was originally meant to be Peach (as in Peach Fuzz), but it didn't rhyme, so we had to come up with another fruit option.

 

I was a little confused because pears don't have hair.