Sometimes media guides can be too informative

Boots or ATM, or both?

 

Another reason for guys to groom: It looks bigger.

There, I said it.

 

oh, i'm not saying go all 70s bush and shit. i like it groomed -- and do some manscaping myself -- it's just bare looks weird to me when there's nothing there. kinda creepy and, well, maybe it's growing up in the 80s when you still got to see some bush and the excitement it brought to a young man's heart. shit, go all edward scissorhands on that shit, just leave something so i know i don't have to be on the lookout for the po-po.

hell, it's almost a relief and a change to see some hair, even if it's a landing strip or hitler. just something. and i like to go down more than an elevator and like a little flavor saver, you know?

shit, i think i just revealed waaaay to much about myself. fuck.

 

Hey, legit point, Hoops, even if it was a little TMI.

 

This, from a guy named Shaggy.

 

Depends on the extent of the chafing, I would think.

 

There are 69 reasons why shaggy can be irritating.

 

Well, so much for eating breakfast. So much for eating anything today. Ugh.

 

Back in high school a buddy of mine had a band called Hairy Aquarium.

 

Great name. How about Scrotum Pull as a band name?

 

I think that's maybe a little too straightforward. You see, Hairy Aquarium is subtle. And clever.

I think I'll name my band "I Want To Stick My Dick In Your Mouth."

See, that's subtle.

 

Yes, indeed it is.

How about, then, a more subtle attempt? Say...The Fallopian Tubers