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Spaceballs appreciation thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DipSet, Jun 12, 2006.

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  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Not. Into. Spaceballs.
     
    HejiraHenry, Apr 1, 2007
    #37
  2. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    "I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
     
    mpcincal, Apr 1, 2007
    #38
  3. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Page 225.
     
    Piotr Rasputin, Apr 1, 2007
    #39
  4. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Still not worse than boots' imaginary thread.
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, Apr 1, 2007
    #40
  5. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    "Barf!"

    "Not in here you don't."
     
    Gomer, Apr 1, 2007
    #41
  6. wisportswriter

    wisportswriter Member

    You are dead to me.

    Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
    Cross-eyed gunner: Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
    Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
    Cross-eyed general: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
    Helmet: Who the hell is he?
    Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir.
    Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
    Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
    Helmet: And his cousin?
    Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir ... gunner's made (?) first-class Phillip Asshole.
    Helmet: How many Assholes I got on this ship anyway?
    Many soldiers: Yo!
    Helmet: Great, I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (puts mask down) Keep firing, Assholes!
     
    wisportswriter, Apr 2, 2007
    #42
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