Sports Editor_Korea Times

I believe I've worked with said fellas.

 

Proof that Webby is in deep kimchi:

 

I e-mailed them (why not?) and got this back:

Thank you for your inquiry.
Would you go to our home page (www.koreatimes.co.kr) and take a few articles for a one sports page through Quirksystem and submit it to us for our review, together with your latest article inside the page.

Korea Times

 

Football_bat, hilarious! Now we know what Hawkins is really up to.

 

Well that clears things up.

 

Funny

 

I actually lived in Seoul in the mid-70s, when I was in the 4th and 5th grade. Dad was an Army officer. At the time, there was one English-speaking TV station, and it didn't come on until mid-afternoon during the week. No McDonalds or anything like that. I remember watching the A's-Mets World Series games at like 7 a.m. The people are very friendly. My older brothers report you could get an ounce of kick-ass weed for, like, 5 bucks. I won't be applying. Con son hom nida

 

So ... take their Korea-centric stories and photos, then tie it all together with a college softball gamer? Brilliant!

I wonder what being the "acting" sports editor entails. You just sent a resume and not clips, right?

 

Si.

 

Borrowed from Tron and retooled:

 

kick-ass weed for 5 bucks? mrs. petty might demand i apply for this gig.