Sports Illustrated Pitches Three Different Looks on Swimsuit Covers

You're assuming the guys in question can make the pizza or any other activities last for a long, long time. That is quite a leap.

 

It's already time to play Spot The Nipple? Man, a year just flies by these days.

 

I bow in your general direction.
Well played good sir.

 

Speaking of Kate Upton and curvy, she's not even in this latest Swimsuit Issue. She was everywhere for a while, and now interest has waned. Probably because of the nude pics that leaked. Took away some of the mystery. Ya know, if you happened to see them, which I didn't...

 

So a model who makes millions wearing bikinis is ostracized if nude photos turn up?

That's like saying Dale Jr. would be shunned it folks found out he was driving 240 on the highway.

 

I don't think he's saying people are morally appalled. Just now that they've seen all that there is to see, it's on to the next big (apt description in Ashley Graham's case) thing.

 

Not sure that analogy holds up. Not saying she's ostracized, merely that people don't seem as interested in her, and maybe it's because some of the mystery is gone. She was on the cover of SI's swimsuit issue twice, as well as a cover with BJ and Justin Upton. And now she can't even crack the pages of the swimsuit issue.

 

Don't get the "mystery" bit. Before you had seen 98 percent of Kate Upton. Today you have seen 99.3 percent. I don't think that 1.3 percent gap makes a hell of a lot of difference.

 

What's the .7 we're still missing?

 

Tell that to the folks who freak out when they see a nipple. For some reason that small percentage that separates a swimsuit model from a naked woman represents a stark leap between something you can run on a news stand and something that's considered smut.
Besides, are you aware of what was in her photos? Not just your run of the mill naked pics.

 

I hope you forgot the blue font.

I recall one, but it was very run of the mill. I stand corrected if I missed the hardcore ones.

 

Bikini wax refuse.